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RENDERED UNCHARACTERISTICALLY SPEECHLESS

May 31, 2006 in Current Affairs | Permalink

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I was blinded by its glory two years ago, and it suggested some MC Hammer lyrics: "We got to pray, each and e-ver-y day!" His Presidency is paradoxically, simultaneously reinforcing my atheism and making me a more prayerful person with each passing day.

Posted by: norbizness | May 31, 2006 at 10:59 AM

Stick some snarky thought bubbles over their heads and make it your own. Although it really is offensive.

Posted by: Juti | May 31, 2006 at 11:13 AM

Interesting how George Bush is being prayed over by two Deists and religious liberals. I assume they are trying to pull him back into true religion.

Posted by: Jeff Wilson | May 31, 2006 at 11:34 AM

I am reminded of a joke I heard once (from a Republican):

It seems Dubya takes his job more seriously than one might expect from his results. After one particularly hard day he says to himself, "If only I could be guided by the spirits of past leaders."

The next night he wakes to see Washington's ghost beside his bed.

"Tell me how I can better serve my country," pleads Dubya.

"Be honest and true like I was," says Washington and disappears.

The next night Jefferson's ghost appears and is asked for guidance.

"Cherish liberty and learning as I did," says Jefferson.

The next night it is Lincoln who appears by Dubya's bedside. Again, Bush asks how he can best serve the country.

"See more plays," Lincoln responds.

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