Teehee, I love funny dating stories. A similar thing happened a couple of weeks ago. I went on a date with a girl I'm not remotely interested in but who has been pursuing me for yonks and I accepted her invitation for a drink out of politeness (also hoping that I would get the opportunity to tell her I'm not interested in person during the evening). She spent the whole night talking to her friends, then at the party we went to later where I knew NOBODY she ignored me most of the time and I had to try and make conversation with random (very stoned) strangers. Awkward. To top it off, a bag went missing during the party and because nobody knew me I got blamed for it. And this from someone who's supposed to be wooing *me*?


Careless Whisper is the reason that I'm never gonna dance again.


guilty feet have got no reason

I, too, loved a peachy, blonde boy ... but, alas, it was not meant to be. Now, when I see him, my id wants to stick out my tongue and say, "My husband grew up much prettier than you." My id is pretty superficial.


I shudder to think of how many guys out there are telling their "dating disaster" stories, featuring a much younger ME (and lots of alcohol).

The Happy Feminist

Yeah, this guy's probably still telling people, "And this nerdy girl thought I was actually on a DATE with her when I was really just doing a favor for her parents. And she just wouldn't SHUT UP!"


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