Via Chalice Chick I became aware of an enormous Unitarian-Universalist joke site. These were the five jokes that made me happiest, and seemed most accurate:
A Unitarian-Universalist dies and, to her surprise, she discovers that there IS an afterlife after all. The Angel in charge of things thunders at her, "Because you were an UNBELIEVER and a DOUBTER and a SKEPTIC, you will suffer the torments of HELL for all ETERNITY-- which in your case consists of a place where no one will ever disagree with you EVER AGAIN."
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Arguing with a Unitarian-Universalist is like mud wrestling a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it.
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The mainstream Protestant says to the Unitarian-Universalist, "I hear that you allow all sorts of weirdos in your church -- Atheists, Buddhists, Pagans . . . "
The Unitarian-Universalist replies, "Oh yes! We allow Christians too. We're very open-minded!"
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An evangelical asks a Unitarian-Universalist, "Do you know what's going to happen when you stand in judgment before God?!?!?"
The Unitarian-Universalist nods and replies, "She's gonna have a lot of explaining to do!"
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What do you call a dead Unitarian-Universalist?
All dressed up with no place to go!
Now days have a religion is kinda silly, no way.
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